My name is Jasmine. Twenty one and hating adulthood so far.

My blog makes absolutely no sense. Idk, I post a lot of stuff. Mostly funny shit and things I have unhealthy obsessions with.

This is officially a Misha Collins appreciation blog.

Everything I say is serious and should be taken seriously.

In Goku, We Trust.

 One Eyed Goku(s)

I’m losing followers as quickly as I’m losing friends lately hahahahahahahahaha


Gender: Deception

Relationship Status: Disgrace

Sexual Orientation: Evil as plain as the scar on my face

(Source: fivetail, via moirailswithbenefits)


I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

(via asenshi)


Never trust a person who can’t gracefully accept that they shouldn’t say certain words due to violent histories of those said words

(via trunkten)



*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

(via guldo)